http://rachelbateman.com mommy*writer*editor*wife Mon, 07 May 2012 19:24:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://rachelbateman.com/2010/02/oh-timothy-2/ http://rachelbateman.com/2010/02/oh-timothy-2/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:24:08 +0000 Rachel http://rachelbateman.com/?p=1254 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

1. I love that you are the first car to ever have my name on the title.
2. I love that your fetching bumper feature makes it impossible to mistake another car for my own.
3. I love that you put up with me through all those long road-trips and concert tours.
4. I love that, when you decided you needed a new clutch, you waiting until after I got back home instead of giving up somewhere between North Carolina and Montana.
5. I love that when I lock my keys in you, I can easily climb through the unlockable trunk and let myself back in.
6. I love how patient you were when I used you to teach all my friends to drive a stick shift.
7. I love that you cost about 10 cents to register and insure.
8. I love your great, great, great gas mileage.
9. I love that you never once grumbled when we welded an old oil barrel to your muffler to patch up your exhaust system.
10. Most of all, I love that you were not upset, but rather relieved, when I told you about this:

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