I had planned a blog post on a much more serious topic, but it will have to wait. There is a lot of contention and unhappiness around me right now (I remain on the periphery of it all, thankfully), so I would much rather write about fun stuff today. So, we get a random hodge-podge of a blog post (as opposed to, yanno, the elusive orderly hodge-podge).
Wow. Wow. Wow…wow…WOW!

The cover for hush, hush is amazing. Even if I know nothing about this book, this cover would convince me to buy it. I have been drooling over this for days now, and couldn’t resist sharing it. Not that you need to know (I know you will all judge the book by its cover as well–admit it), but hush, hush by Becca Fitzpatrick sounds great. It comes out October 13th. Can’t. Wait.
Reason #849 why my friends are awesome
Recent Facebook Status:
Once, there was a ninja. Then he decided to assassinate me. His decision resulted in the opposite, and very messy, consequence. My name is Damon Carter*, and I am a Ninja Slayer.
*Name changed to protect the awesome**
Did I mention that Bubba is the best husband ever?
FADE IN
SCENE: Bedroom. Nighttime.
RACHEL enters, brushing her teeth. BUBBA is sitting in bed, reading.
RACHEL: Ummm...
BUBBA stares at her, innocently. Imploringly.
RACHEL: Why are you on my side of the bed?
BUBBA: Think about it.
RACHEL looks puzzled.
RACHEL: Is it because I take over your side of the bed as soon as you get up
every morning?
BUBBA: Nope.
RACHEL: But, then....?
BUBBA: Think about it.
RACHEL gives up. She finishes brushing her teeth and returns to the bedroom.
BUBBA moves to his side of the bed. RACHEL climbs into bed. Warm, cozy bed.
Yes, Bubba has decided to start warming up my side of the bed before I get in! Best. Husband. Ever.
**I would hate to be held responsible for an influx of Ninja attacks on my little buddy.








