…to my immune system.
Dear Immune System;
It has come to my attention that you have been severely slacking on the job. Germs are not being blocked, and viruses are partying behind your defense post. Your behavior is completely unacceptable, and there is no reason for it.
Immune System, the administration has decided to give you one last chance to redeem yourself. Prove yourself worthy of your position as Head of Defense; block all future germs, and expel all viruses. If you step up to your responsibility and do these two things, no further action will be necessary.
I look forward to an improved working relationship. Do not let me down.
Rachel
*Sigh* I am going back to Great Falls tomorrow to visit some friends I haven’t seen in years. I really don’t want to be all grossified and sick for the weekend.
(Also, it makes me happy to see that others love this cover as much as I do. How awesome is this*?)
*Yeah, that’s sidewalk chalk. Wow.
